I am going to be on the booth distributing condoms tomorrow. I am hoping that with that, I'll bring no sorrow.
The size, the color, the flavor will not matter,
The more I give, it would be for the better.
I'll give it to men and ladies, girls and laddies,
I'll donate to those having parties.
For it will not only prevent HIVs
It also prevents STIs and other nasties.
They may say that it's not like the real skin
When sleeping with someone through sweet love or sin
But then the measure of real men
Is being responsible before the act even begin
And though I know that this sound corny
Just a thought for the horny:
Be sure to have a condom always ready
And give something useful for the needy!
