Sunday, November 30, 2008

Ode to the Condom


I am going to be on the booth distributing condoms tomorrow.

I am hoping that with that, I'll bring no sorrow.

The size, the color, the flavor will not matter,

The more I give, it would be for the better.

I'll give it to men and ladies, girls and laddies,

I'll donate to those having parties.

For it will not only prevent HIVs

It also prevents STIs and other nasties.

They may say that it's not like the real skin

When sleeping with someone through sweet love or sin

But then the measure of real men

Is being responsible before the act even begin

And though I know that this sound corny

Just a thought for the horny:

Be sure to have a condom always ready

And give something useful for the needy!

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